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Why Saturday Night Live, Sucks.

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So, I recently watched this documentary about Jim Carrey when he was doing the movie about Andy Kaufman.  It answered some questions for me.  Unfortunately, for me, I was raised Jehovah’s Witness but since I can remember I loved Saturday Night Live and Comedy.  The current cast of SNL is the least funny that I have ever seen but eclipsing them in unfunny-ness is Kyle Mooney who is never funny even accidentally.  Because SNL won’t let me forget about him I wondered to myself, “Why is this queer even on SNL?” 

Apparently, he masquerades as a comedy writer.  I scrolled through his Wikipedia page and I am proud to announce that nothing he has been apart of has ever remotely caught my interest.  He reminds me of this college educated douche I met in southern California when I decided to get back into stand-up comedy because the comedians had suddenly started to suck.  I can’t remember his name but the guy was a millennial.  Because I had the crowd chanting my name in the best amateur room (which he ran) he decided to turn all of the other comedians against me and have them troll me the rest of the night.

The first rule of Stand up is “NO INSIDE JOKES”, but Kyle Mooney is a social climbing, power brokering, inside joke.  I suspect that Lorne Michaels made a STUPID move thinking that Millennials were somehow different from Rational human beings and that he was going to ride this wave.  He needed his own Geheime Staatspolizei in order to show him how to change his brand and audience in order to create a safe space for Millennial pussies.

When Kyle isn’t appearing in unfunny skits that appear to be lecturing to me on some level (as if I was back in the Kingdom Hall) he is appearing in skits that make him look like the closeted good guy, or other skits in which he appears to be intentionally unfunny but also pathetic.  As a comedian, I understand and appreciate Andy Kaufman’s art.  I was born September 8th in the sign of the Enigma or “Puzzling Purist”.  A sign which I share with Peter Sellers and other people like myself whom I also understand.  I understand Kyle Mooney and I don’t like him.  I don’t hate him.  I hate what he is trying to do.  I am EXTREMELY disappointed with Lorne Michaels who has demonstrated so much good taste over the years.  Kyle is manipulative.  He is closeted.  He isn’t a comedian.  Lorne, should be smarter than this.  He has more than enough experience.

Pete Davidson is one of your best comedians.  I laugh at all of his 5hit.  I know when someone is telling the truth falsely.   I saw that skit where he was talking about being depressed and addicted to drugs.  I know that you, as an employer, because he is in rehab, can’t fire him.  At what point, Lorne Michaels, did your instincts turn sour?  I look at your face and you don’t leak any emotion.  I was surprised at that skit in which you were punching the guy from Weekend Update in the face.  That did leak some emotion because it was uncharacteristic.  I know that you control your emotions.  I know that you feel genuine emotions.  I know that you felt a lot of pain when John Belushi, Gilda Radner, and Chris Farley died.  That probably created a refractory state for you in which you are trying to avoid that experience, but you are doing it all wrong…

“What loss is death if life is not to be lived?”  ~R. A. Salvatore

“Its better to burn out than fade away.”

~Kurt Cobain 

 

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Open letter to the FBI

 

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N3\/\/ FA6S N33D NOT APPLY

 

Well here we are again on my good old trusty free wordpress blog.  My Medium blog got shut down but I will get into that later. 

I am only writing this blog because I hope that the next head of the FBI is a Donald Trump supporter. I have been fighting this war for a long time and as of yet the war hasn’t even been declared.

I feel like I am talking to a bunch of dickless pussies from the future.

Roll that last sentence over in your mind. Some of you just presupposed that you were in the future. That isn’t what I meant and only millennial retards would assume that is what I meant.

Anonymous has declared war on the Civilized World. The FBI needs to declare war on the deep web & crypto-money. Muslim ISIS agents, Anarchists, and Mexican Jihadis have threatened me and called my home phone number in order to intimidate me. They have dropped dox on me and my friends, many of whom were bed-ridden veterans. I was harassed by phone calls from Muslim Anonymous in my own home.

If you aren’t courageous enough to state your name in public you don’t deserve to have a voice. If you don’t have credentials in the field of expertise that you are speaking in then you should shut up or you should accept the onus of living in experimental situations that prove or disprove your stupid thesis. Liberal retards need to have skin in the game.

Drain Hollywood.

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So a suicide bomber just attacked an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester United Kingdom. Of course I have been warning people that this would happen since 2014.

I feel no sympathy for the contemptuous, America Hating, Hollywood elites. These Ideological Fascists attack every person that disagrees with them. Tim Allen is a crypto-conservative and his successful show was canceled because of politics. I pray to God with every breath that the Conscious Evil of Hollywood types would only harm them and not others. Lord knows how much I have sacrificed and how much I have been persecuted and discriminated against after I created the Ban Sharia Brand in 2014. I got fired from Whole Foods Market after 12 years with the company because my online advocacy went viral, mainly because of that stupid bitch, Michelle Payne.

I’ve noticed that Donald Trump, like myself, has an almost prophetic ability. After I write something and after he says something it is as though fate conspires to prove us correct in spite of all opinion to the contrary.

You have to figure that at some point celebrities will start turning against the Ideological Fascism of Liberal Progressives. When is that going to happen? When their fans are the targets of terrorist attacks? When children are slaughtered? Or will the Useful Idiots in Hollywood and the Clowns that masquerade as comedians (I am glaring at you Saturday Night Live) have harm visited on their physical person?

Oh, on a related note, I did this Photoshop in 2014 for my advocacy. I also had my group shut down by Google for hate speech. Why? Because I know what they are thinking and what they teach? Because I can predict their behavior?

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The Female Hysteria of the Democrats

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Democratic Liberal Progressives think that they are so smart. They try to influence people by manipulating their emotions. They know that western society has a bias that favors women and a merciful nature that feels guilty for things like slavery. Banking on the Soft Bigotry of Low Expectation they promote minorities and women knowing that people won’t be as critical of them because of the Victim Status that Democrats reward. They know that they can get away with more corruption because of this lack of scrutiny or responsibility because of the Double Standard that they are trying to create.

The Crazy Cat Lady Phase of the Decline of the Democratic Party

What they don’t realize is that their tactic is tedious and annoying. It grates on everyone’s nerves like a nagging wife constantly hen-pecking her husband to do everything for her that she is incapable or unwilling of doing for herself. This tactic only works of Femi-Nazis and Millennial Retards who have been raised by their mothers to hate their fathers. Like crazy people the Democrats think that if they keep using this strategy it will work better and better. The opposite is true.

This incessant Narcissistic Monologue of Aggressive Vagina Think is repellant to Muslims, Mexicans, and African Americans. The Chinese even created a New Word to mock it, the “White Left” or Baizuo. Worse than that every time they use this strategy it draws attention to it and even Snowflakes are beginning to recognize the formula. As the Democrats try to move farther and farther Left in order to influence public opinion they marginalize and abuse people on their own side that are slightly less insane.

The history of hysteria can be traced to ancient times. In ancient Greece, it was described in the gynecological treatises of the Hippocratic Corpus, which dates back to the 5th and 4th centuries BC. Plato’s dialogue Timaeus compares a woman’s uterus to a living creature that wanders throughout a woman’s body, “blocking passages, obstructing breathing, and causing disease”. The concept of a pathological wandering womb was later viewed as the source of the term hysteria,[3] which stems from the Greek cognate of uterus, ὑστέρα (hystera). (FEMALE HYSTERIA)

Appeal to emotion or argumentum ad passiones is a logical fallacy characterized by the manipulation of the recipient’s emotions in order to win an argument, especially in the absence of factual evidence. This kind of appeal to emotion is a type of red herring and encompasses several logical fallacies, including appeal to consequences, appeal to fear, appeal to flattery, appeal to pity, appeal to ridicule, appeal to spite, and wishful thinking.
Instead of facts, persuasive language is used to develop the foundation of an appeal to emotion-based argument. Thus, the validity of the premises that establish such an argument does not prove to be verifiable.
Appeals to emotion are intended to draw inward feelings from the acquirer of the information. And in turn, the acquirer of the information is intended to be convinced that the statements that were presented in the fallacious argument are true; solely on the basis that the statements may induce emotional stimulation such as fear, pity and joy. Though these emotions may be provoked by an appeal to emotion fallacy, effectively winning the argument, substantial proof of the argument is not offered, and the argument’s premises remain invalid. (APPEAL TO EMOTION)

1. Fear and anxiety

2. Guilt

3. Anger

4. Sadness

5. Disgust

6. Empathy and compassion

Histrionic personality disorder (HPD) is defined by the American Psychiatric Association as a personality disorder characterized by a pattern of excessive attention-seeking emotions,

HPD lies in the dramatic cluster of personality disorders.[3] People with HPD have a high need for attention, make loud and inappropriate appearances, exaggerate their behaviors and emotions, and crave stimulation.[3] They may exhibit sexually provocative behavior, express strong emotions with an impressionistic style, and can be easily influenced by others. Associated features include egocentrism, self-indulgence, continuous longing for appreciation, and persistent manipulative behavior to achieve their own needs. (HISTRIONICS)

Dave Chappelle: Secret Society Wars VIIII

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Don’t you think it is strange that Dave Chappelle mysteriously dropped off the face of the earth in 2005 and only reappears right now, at the end of Barack Obama’s term in office?  Remember if you will the last 8 years of Comedy Central’s history, Jon Stewart had to leave the show because he wasn’t being biased enough in favor of the Obama Propaganda Agenda, Larry Wilmore performs after the President and then gets fired for low ratings, Amy Schumer attacks Donald Trump at a show and has hundreds of audience members walk out on her unfunny, bloated, ass, Key and Peele meet with Barack Obama several times and they all have some gay ass sex together, Daniel Tosh makes himself look like a fool in his pre-election episode by conflating all Trump voters with the stupidest Trump voters and predicting that Donald Trump will not get elected.  They used a term over and over again during the election, “Uneducated white males” something that you couldn’t say about women and you wouldn’t be allowed to say about another race.  We know now that Hillary Clinton almost unanimously won the Uneducated White Female vote.  Who are they?  Prostitutes and strippers who can be influenced by Miley Cyrus and Jay-z because they have been hypnotized into thinking that they are cool and can be swayed by ignorant propaganda.  Trump, on the other hand, over performed with Blacks, Latinos, and educated white women.

Dave Chappelle saw something.  He glimpsed something he couldn’t participate with and couldn’t tell other people about, something evil.  Now he reappears after Donald Trump gets elected and he is telling people to support him and give him a chance?  He knows something and he isn’t stating specifically what he knows but he is hinting at it. Listen to the conspiratorial things he said when he quit.  Why did they offer him so much money for a 3rd season?  What were they asking of him?  Why did he think he would be happier without all of that money?  I would bet money he figured out what I figured out. (CLICK HERE)

Barack Obama’s Self Defeat

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How did I go from being a God Tier Troll to being one of the most influential voices who’s name is unknown but whose words and ideas are in everybody’s mouth and on everybody’s minds?  In a word, my psychological models. 

The battle that we are seeing being played out in the world right now, not only locally but globally, is a classic study in the battle between the Psychopath and the Sociopath and only my psychological models explain it and can predict the outcome. 

Obama and Hillary Clinton are Over-Coddled Children (Psychopaths).  Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are Abused or Neglected Children (Sociopaths).  Psychopaths don’t create a Surplus they steal a surplus that was created by others.  While being abusive and Toxic Psychopaths don’t have an ability to withstand any real negativity because everything they had came easily.  When Psychopaths can’t compete the attack the playing field and change the rules, this has been demonstrated by the actions of the Corrupt Biased Media and the Unfaithful actions of the Disgraceful James Comey and Loretta Lynch.

The Sociopath always eventually defeats the Psychopath because they are willing and able to bide their time while waiting patiently under less than ideal circumstances (remember Putin crushed the food offered to him by Obama under a tank).  The Sociopath creates their own Surplus and Resources.  Having no respect for people that create their own Surplus the Psychopath Counter-Incentivizes the people who create a Surplus of Value, which they steal and use for their own means.

After 7 years of his Mocking, Ridiculing, and Scoffing at the American People only now does Barack Obama begin to realize how Foolish and Arrogant he has been.  Psychopaths seem to instinctively recognize each other on a magnetic level, Obama was embraced into their folds but he didn’t realize that he was a predator that was lower on the Totem poll.  When you can create a division amongst Psychopaths they will turn on each other and cannibalize themselves.  Obama, in his Narcissism, cares about his Legacy more than anything else in the world.  Now he has put us on the precipice of World War III and because of his war against the American Economy and his dismantling of our Military he is powerless to do anything about it. 

On top of that, his bombardment of Psychological Warfare has backfired on him.  His Racial Propaganda that he has used to force us to comply with his judgment and brought us closer to civil war has now created a situation in which all of the Good and Morally Evolved Minorities are now speaking out for Donald Trump and against him.  And like a Choir of Angels that Joyful Noise is getting louder and more confident.

Open Letter to Megyn Kelly…

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Freedom of Press in the Constitution is designed to protect the Press from the Government.  The Purpose of that Portion of the Constitution is not for the Government to Protect the Corrupt, Biased, Media, from the Righteous Indignation, and Wrath of the American Populace.