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Why Saturday Night Live, Sucks.

kyle mooney

So, I recently watched this documentary about Jim Carrey when he was doing the movie about Andy Kaufman.  It answered some questions for me.  Unfortunately, for me, I was raised Jehovah’s Witness but since I can remember I loved Saturday Night Live and Comedy.  The current cast of SNL is the least funny that I have ever seen but eclipsing them in unfunny-ness is Kyle Mooney who is never funny even accidentally.  Because SNL won’t let me forget about him I wondered to myself, “Why is this queer even on SNL?” 

Apparently, he masquerades as a comedy writer.  I scrolled through his Wikipedia page and I am proud to announce that nothing he has been apart of has ever remotely caught my interest.  He reminds me of this college educated douche I met in southern California when I decided to get back into stand-up comedy because the comedians had suddenly started to suck.  I can’t remember his name but the guy was a millennial.  Because I had the crowd chanting my name in the best amateur room (which he ran) he decided to turn all of the other comedians against me and have them troll me the rest of the night.

The first rule of Stand up is “NO INSIDE JOKES”, but Kyle Mooney is a social climbing, power brokering, inside joke.  I suspect that Lorne Michaels made a STUPID move thinking that Millennials were somehow different from Rational human beings and that he was going to ride this wave.  He needed his own Geheime Staatspolizei in order to show him how to change his brand and audience in order to create a safe space for Millennial pussies.

When Kyle isn’t appearing in unfunny skits that appear to be lecturing to me on some level (as if I was back in the Kingdom Hall) he is appearing in skits that make him look like the closeted good guy, or other skits in which he appears to be intentionally unfunny but also pathetic.  As a comedian, I understand and appreciate Andy Kaufman’s art.  I was born September 8th in the sign of the Enigma or “Puzzling Purist”.  A sign which I share with Peter Sellers and other people like myself whom I also understand.  I understand Kyle Mooney and I don’t like him.  I don’t hate him.  I hate what he is trying to do.  I am EXTREMELY disappointed with Lorne Michaels who has demonstrated so much good taste over the years.  Kyle is manipulative.  He is closeted.  He isn’t a comedian.  Lorne, should be smarter than this.  He has more than enough experience.

Pete Davidson is one of your best comedians.  I laugh at all of his 5hit.  I know when someone is telling the truth falsely.   I saw that skit where he was talking about being depressed and addicted to drugs.  I know that you, as an employer, because he is in rehab, can’t fire him.  At what point, Lorne Michaels, did your instincts turn sour?  I look at your face and you don’t leak any emotion.  I was surprised at that skit in which you were punching the guy from Weekend Update in the face.  That did leak some emotion because it was uncharacteristic.  I know that you control your emotions.  I know that you feel genuine emotions.  I know that you felt a lot of pain when John Belushi, Gilda Radner, and Chris Farley died.  That probably created a refractory state for you in which you are trying to avoid that experience, but you are doing it all wrong…

“What loss is death if life is not to be lived?”  ~R. A. Salvatore

“Its better to burn out than fade away.”

~Kurt Cobain 

 

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Open letter to the FBI

 

anon y mouse
N3\/\/ FA6S N33D NOT APPLY

 

Well here we are again on my good old trusty free wordpress blog.  My Medium blog got shut down but I will get into that later. 

I am only writing this blog because I hope that the next head of the FBI is a Donald Trump supporter. I have been fighting this war for a long time and as of yet the war hasn’t even been declared.

I feel like I am talking to a bunch of dickless pussies from the future.

Roll that last sentence over in your mind. Some of you just presupposed that you were in the future. That isn’t what I meant and only millennial retards would assume that is what I meant.

Anonymous has declared war on the Civilized World. The FBI needs to declare war on the deep web & crypto-money. Muslim ISIS agents, Anarchists, and Mexican Jihadis have threatened me and called my home phone number in order to intimidate me. They have dropped dox on me and my friends, many of whom were bed-ridden veterans. I was harassed by phone calls from Muslim Anonymous in my own home.

If you aren’t courageous enough to state your name in public you don’t deserve to have a voice. If you don’t have credentials in the field of expertise that you are speaking in then you should shut up or you should accept the onus of living in experimental situations that prove or disprove your stupid thesis. Liberal retards need to have skin in the game.

Drain Hollywood.

Holy Wood

So a suicide bomber just attacked an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester United Kingdom. Of course I have been warning people that this would happen since 2014.

I feel no sympathy for the contemptuous, America Hating, Hollywood elites. These Ideological Fascists attack every person that disagrees with them. Tim Allen is a crypto-conservative and his successful show was canceled because of politics. I pray to God with every breath that the Conscious Evil of Hollywood types would only harm them and not others. Lord knows how much I have sacrificed and how much I have been persecuted and discriminated against after I created the Ban Sharia Brand in 2014. I got fired from Whole Foods Market after 12 years with the company because my online advocacy went viral, mainly because of that stupid bitch, Michelle Payne.

I’ve noticed that Donald Trump, like myself, has an almost prophetic ability. After I write something and after he says something it is as though fate conspires to prove us correct in spite of all opinion to the contrary.

You have to figure that at some point celebrities will start turning against the Ideological Fascism of Liberal Progressives. When is that going to happen? When their fans are the targets of terrorist attacks? When children are slaughtered? Or will the Useful Idiots in Hollywood and the Clowns that masquerade as comedians (I am glaring at you Saturday Night Live) have harm visited on their physical person?

Oh, on a related note, I did this Photoshop in 2014 for my advocacy. I also had my group shut down by Google for hate speech. Why? Because I know what they are thinking and what they teach? Because I can predict their behavior?

(Link to my original post with time stamp)

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