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The FBI doesn’t deserve Respect.

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This is what disgusts me about the FBI.  It isn’t their job to lie to the American people and leak information to the Fake News Mafia.  It isn’t their job to ignore an obviously guilty Hillary Clinton and harass an obviously innocent Trump Family.  It isn’t their job to manipulate the American People.  It is their job to investigate extreme criminality and to report to the American people.   It is their job to hold people accountable for their crimes.  

So why are they doing it?  I have said this before and I will say it again.  Many countries already have the information that Hillary Clinton kept on her private servers.  It incriminates every person that communicated with her on that private server including Barack Obama who used a pseudonym.  Foreign countries are using this right now to blackmail the United States Government.  This colossal blunder is completely unforgiveable but the Intelligence Agencies have determined that too many high level people would be exposed if the information was released.  They have stupidly decided that it will be better if Donald Trump is maligned and the General Will of the American People is ignored.  They aren’t really concerned about America, they are covering their own asses. 

I had hoped that the good people in the FBI outnumbered the bad people but apparently I was mistaken.  What they are doing now is more akin to the Psychological Warfare of the Gestapo in Nazi Germany.  Every SS agent was trained in Psy-ops.  Perhaps you didn’t now that.  They have lied to us before but never to this extent with this much frequency.  We did send a man to the moon but the JFK assassination and 9/11 were both inside jobs.  What will tomorrow bring, I wonder. . . 

Declaring WAR on the Fake News Mafia.

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You started this War so don’t whine like a little girl when we finish it.  You didn’t have the courage to openly declare war on the American People when you went to war with US.  When you colluded with other News Organizations, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton you were acting as a Monopoly and a Mafia.  You forfeited your rights to Freedom of Press when you stopped being Journalists and started being a counter-intel, propaganda, merchant and agents of the Deep State Gestapo. 

Frankly, I am not going to be satisfied with an apology.  I want you and your brood to experience all of the evils that you have wished on people like myself.  I want my pound of flesh and I am not talking about your nose or the skin that was extracted from Mika’s face.  I want you fired.  I want you humiliated.  I want your good reputation permanently destroyed.  I want your friends and family to ostracize you.  I want people to be disgusted with your ideas.  I want you to be homeless.  I want you to live next door to violent street gangs and Muslim immigrants.  I want you to work for a Mexican boss who discriminates against you and gets away with it.  I want you to be harassed by illegal immigrants that you have to work with.  I want your children to be beat up by Mexican street gangs, as I was.  I want you to have a hit put out on you by the United Latinos, as I did.  Everything that I have stated above, I HAVE EXPERIENCED, because of disgusting people like yourself.  I want you to live in a car in Seattle with your window missing covered by a towel while it is raining.  I want you to have your tires slashed, like I did. 

I want to laugh with sadistic glee as I wallow in Schadenfreude at my own brilliance.  I am so smart and you are so stupid.  I pull your strings like the wooden puppet you are.  I want you to see me everyday.  I want you to know that I am not even aware that you exist.  I want you to be constantly reminded about how wonderful my life is and know all of the wonderful things that are happening to me.  I want to get married while you will never be able to make enough money to afford a marriage.  I want you to know that my people know who you are and they are making sure that you can’t get anywhere near me or ever get a promotion in any company allied with me.  I want your opinions silenced.  I want you to live as a 3rd class citizen in your own country.  I want to take your taxes and supply illegal immigrants with food, housing, and healthcare so that they can compete for your jobs.  

Bill Maher is an Idiot.

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What are your proposed solutions, Bill Maher???

When I say that you are stupid I am also saying that I am smart.  Because in order to say that you are an idiot I have to possess the Authority to make that declaration.  Unless I am smarter than you I don’t have the Authority to call you a Dumb Ass.  

The difference between us is that Logic leads me to my opinions and I openly state what my solutions are.  You, however, are lead to believe in the superiority of your thought herd that doesn’t openly state what their proffered solutions are.  Instead they make decisions in secret behind closed doors, spending our surplus that we have created in order to benefit themselves while they express open contempt to us in our faces and to the rest of the world.  

We aren’t just going to boycott you.  We are going to hate watch you.  We are going to listen to every word you say.  We are going to make life miserable for  you.  We are going to ruin your brand.  And then we are going to root you out and everybody that sympathizes with you, just as you and your ilk have methodically and systematically done to us.  

Maybe you should move to Mexico, or Canada, or China, or the United Arab Emirates.  Or, maybe you should move to 🔥Hell🔥.  3:})

It is God that Roasts people in Hell because God is Omnipotent and the Devil is God’s Hitman.  

How to fight Kim Jong In ☢️☢️☢️

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The Perfumed Garden

This is how we roll. Without any warning we drop a series of very LOUD bombs that explode, in the air, above the populace and create a lot of noise (but kill nobody). Immediately after that we drop flyers written in Korean that inform the Korean armed forces if they approach any Korean War Craft they will be killed Kim Jong Un is already dead. Next we kill Kim Jong Un. Lastly, we allow Xi Jinping to announce the next Ruling Family of North Korea and we praise him effusively for doing so.

*THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN VERY QUICKLY IN RAPID SEQUENCE AND MAYBE NOT PARTICULARLY IN THAT ORDER, BUT IT NEEDS TO BE A WELL ORGANIZED ACTIVITY WITH SIMULTANEOUS ACTIONS HAPPENING ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY.”

Kim Jong Un is a God Emperor to the North Koreans. Once he is dead they have no reason to fight because he can’t kill them or starve them for not fighting.

They are self interested and they are concerned about the survival of their families.

We might have to kill Kim Jong In first.  I originally posted this on my Medium account on April 19th but my account got suspended for “Hate Speech” because of report faggotry by ideological fascist Social Justice Warriors.  

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Rachel Maddow Ken Doll

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Do you know what child grooming is?  It is preparing your child to be raped by a pedophile.  Do you know what Lesbian bed death is?  Lesbianism isn’t based on sexual attraction it is based on penis hatred.  Which is why Lesbian couples have sex less frequently than any other demographic.  They are trying to reduce the population by turning men into women and girls into lesbians.  This voodoo only seems to work on white people and Christians.  

While violent black felons, Mexican gang members, and Muslim terrorists are being encouraged to be more aggressive, We are being held to  a different standard by liberal progressive judges.  

Have you ever noticed that if you take the face of Joe Scarborough (Crypto-Democrat), John Oliver,  Stephen Colbert, & Rachel Maddow, mash them into a bloody pulp and then make a soulless homunculus out of them, it would look exactly like this new Ken Doll?  Do you think this is accidental?  If you do you are wrong because you don’t know what I know about psychology.  You aren’t just being manipulated your children are being stolen from you with subliminal propaganda.  Barack Obama employed more behavioral psychologists than all other presidents in history combined.  They are trying to create a generational rift that can never be repaired. 

Bill O’reilly🔥🦅🔥when NEWS had Balls.

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The Death of unbiased Journalism? 😢💔

NEWS used to have balls. You had to play with the Boys before you got the Point and then you would get a Tip. I kid Bill but I have much respect for him. I hated FOX News during the George W. Bush Administration because they were so obviously lying & carrying water for the Neo-Cons. But, to their credit they humbly acknowledged their error and changed formats. They earned my respect back in spades.

O’reilly and his Disciples have courage and after I accidentally got Jon Stewart fired Bill Googled himself and found my photoshops with which I was Educationally Trolling him. Instead of getting offended he referred to me as the voice crying out in the wilderness because I was debating Atheists and winning. I was a veritable online journalist documenting interactions.

He rewarded me by picking up my narrative and started being critical of College Campuses, a subject that they have continued to investigate and Jesse Waters & Tucker Carlson attacked the subject as well. I explained the reason why English wasn’t the National Language and why that reason no longer exists. I informed him that English had become the Lingua-Franca of Science meaning that people learn English so that they can study Western Science.

When I realized that Kennedy from Kennedy Nation had the same birthday as I do I tweeted her happy birthday and explained to her that we were born inside of the Enigma in Virgo which is known as the “Puzzling Purist”. Like Peter Sellers everybody thinks that they understand us but nobody understands us. Kennedy liked my tweets and on Bill O’reilly’s birthday he said, “Don’t be an Enigma when writing to the factor”, a little homage to me.

My Advice to Bill O’reilly

I once became angry at you and Dennis Miller when I felt you were mocking me and referring to Philosophers who work at Starbucks. I informed you that your accurate knowledge goes back to the Founding Fathers but my accurate knowledge of History goes back to Jesus, Pythagoras, Plato, Aristotle, & Socrates.

“The Serpent must eat the Serpent in order to become the Dragon.” ~Basilius Valentinus Occult reference to the Ouroborus and Moses

Dragon in Chinese means “Teacher”. Dagon is the Western Dragon, Half-Man Half-Fish. Jonah is the Judeo-Christian Dagon. The Pope wears a Mitre Cap in reference to the Fish Head. Jonah was a prophet of God who refused to do what God told him to do so he absconded in the opposite direction and Jehovah sank his ship and had Jonah swallowed by large fish. You might want to read the stories about Markandeya who is the Hindu Jonah.

You need to make a big splash. We need to drain the Swamp, the Media, and Hollywood. What you need to do is take some time off and relax. Center yourself. Always move from a surplus, never from a deficit. But dream a little about what I am going to tell you. You need to create a New NEWS media. Liberals have a strategy for changing the Center by moving farther Left. You need to change the Center by moving deeper into the Center. Like a black hole suck all of the oxygen out of the room. You don’t even need to have your own show, you can just mentor people. Also, hire me in some capacity. With Strategic Patience until that pivotal moment when people are desiring your presence again like a Heroine addict that needs a fix, and then STRIKE! with Great Wrath and Furious Anger strike down upon them, like Thunder & Lightning thrown like a football by the Right Hand of ZEUS.

You know as well as I do that you can’t rest for long. Death comes all to soon. Why not spend our time changing the world for the better? With every breath we take… 

I originally posted this on April 19, 2017 on my Medium account.  I am reposting it because my Account got suspended because of my conservative bias & because Glenn Beck tried to take credit for Bill O’reilly announcing that he was going back into the news business.  I was the first person who stated that Bill couldn’t stop doing the News because it is part of who he is.  Glenn Beck is a pussy and a social climbing scumbag trying to get back into the good graces of Republicans now that Donald Trump is president.

Joxua Luxor born September 8,1976 

Amazon buys Whole Foods Market

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This is why the strategic alliance between Whole Foods and Amazon will fail.  

I am one of the biggest Anti-Sharia Law advocates in the world.  I was fired by Whole Foods after my advocacy went viral.  A social climbing slut by the name of Michelle Payne was looking for an excuse to get rid of me.  She had been blocking my promotions for years in spite of my excellent work.  Like the ideological fascist she is she trespassed the boundaries of the 2nd amendment and fired me for my Freedom of Speech. 

Like Thomas Jefferson I have sworn eternal hostility toward all tyrants on the alter of the God of Reason.  So I have vowed that Whole Foods will go out of business before I die.  

Corporations should not be able to force their values on us and usurp our constitutional rights.  But this isn’t the only problem with whole foods…

Not only did they use a form of ritual psychology in order to hypnotize people into thinking that Organic was somehow superior and more Holy than conventional produce they also operate like a cult.  They don’t promote people based on merit they promote them based on an allegiance to their fruity agenda.  John Mackey is a narcissistic cult leader who is just waiting for the world to realize what a genius he is.  Like all pot addicts he is stuck in a specific moment in time where he isn’t capable of creating new ideas and he is constantly trying to drag along all of his “friends” who were loyal to him. Amazon will NEVER be able to make Whole Foods productive with John Mackey as CEO because he will always protect his cult followers and promote them.  

John Mackey systematically fired all of his critics including myself.  Since this company has been in existence he has pissed off all of the good people and all of the smart people.  Everybody knows that this is a strategic move as part of the war between Walmart and Amazon.  I am not a fan of Walmart but I despise Whole Foods with a deep and burning hatred.  

When I worked at Whole Foods I had a ton of first generation Chinese immigrants and whenever they bought organic they would always ask me about the country of origin.  If that country was China they wouldn’t purchase it because they knew how polluted the environment was.  So many of Whole Foods “Organic” products come from China.  John Mackey championed the purchasing of  “Organic” foods from China in order to maximize profits.  

Whole Foods caters to the worst customers that are obviously insane, obsessive compulsive, paranoid schizophrenics while treating their best customers like 5hit.  You get more of the behavior that you reward.  This goes against good business philosophy.  It was the stupidest strategy I ever witnessed.  Not only does it create a hostile work environment for employees it creates a hostile shopping environment for customers.  

Michelle Payne is a horrible human being.  She was a failed wife and then she was a failed mother.  Running away from her miserable life she became a work-a-holic.  The only problem is that she is as bad at that as she is at everything else.  You would think she was appointed by Barack Obama.  Michelle Payne promoted her drinking buddies.  She recruited her friends to come in as “Secret Shoppers” and make bad reports about people she didn’t like so that she would have grounds to fire them.  She would demand that her Team Leaders do illegal things and then when they got caught she wouldn’t defend them.  We all remember hearing screaming matches between her and her Team Leaders when they did what she told them to do and she fired them for it.  Whole Foods Market is like the Pharisees, beautiful in the outside but disgusting on the inside.  

Michelle Payne would issue these little fatwas.  I could always recognize an idea that came down from her because it was stupid.  She would take credit for other people’s ideas that were successful and she would reject responsibility for her own ideas that always failed.  I almost created a partnership with one of the best trans-global spice merchants but she was such a contemptuous bitch they just stopped calling.  She demanded that a huge sign be put up in the produce section that said, “100% Organic” but in our training manuals that was against Organic Standards.  Something either was or wasn’t organic.  There were no percentages.  I pointed it out to other team members and the sign was eventually taken down.  

Another one of her little fatwas directly affected me.  She demanded that bulk product was packaged up and the plu was written on it.  I knew that this was a violation of the Department of Weights and Measures.  We needed to have a printed tag.  I reported it to the state.  We were eventually audited internally and even the experts inside the company asked me what the hell I was doing.  I informed them that they should ask Michelle Payne.  Whole Foods eventually got issued a $10,000 dollar fine for violating Weights & Measures standards and they were put on 2 year probation with an increased fine if the re-violated, which of course they did because stupid is as stupid does.  Who wants to buy some $8.00 asparagus essence tap water?  (((🔨))) Sold to the useful idiot, walking abortion, millennial, momma’s boy with the hipster douchebag moustache and beard.