This is why the strategic alliance between Whole Foods and Amazon will fail.
I am one of the biggest Anti-Sharia Law advocates in the world. I was fired by Whole Foods after my advocacy went viral. A social climbing slut by the name of Michelle Payne was looking for an excuse to get rid of me. She had been blocking my promotions for years in spite of my excellent work. Like the ideological fascist she is she trespassed the boundaries of the 2nd amendment and fired me for my Freedom of Speech.
Like Thomas Jefferson I have sworn eternal hostility toward all tyrants on the alter of the God of Reason. So I have vowed that Whole Foods will go out of business before I die.
Corporations should not be able to force their values on us and usurp our constitutional rights. But this isn’t the only problem with whole foods…
Not only did they use a form of ritual psychology in order to hypnotize people into thinking that Organic was somehow superior and more Holy than conventional produce they also operate like a cult. They don’t promote people based on merit they promote them based on an allegiance to their fruity agenda. John Mackey is a narcissistic cult leader who is just waiting for the world to realize what a genius he is. Like all pot addicts he is stuck in a specific moment in time where he isn’t capable of creating new ideas and he is constantly trying to drag along all of his “friends” who were loyal to him. Amazon will NEVER be able to make Whole Foods productive with John Mackey as CEO because he will always protect his cult followers and promote them.
John Mackey systematically fired all of his critics including myself. Since this company has been in existence he has pissed off all of the good people and all of the smart people. Everybody knows that this is a strategic move as part of the war between Walmart and Amazon. I am not a fan of Walmart but I despise Whole Foods with a deep and burning hatred.
When I worked at Whole Foods I had a ton of first generation Chinese immigrants and whenever they bought organic they would always ask me about the country of origin. If that country was China they wouldn’t purchase it because they knew how polluted the environment was. So many of Whole Foods “Organic” products come from China. John Mackey championed the purchasing of “Organic” foods from China in order to maximize profits.
Whole Foods caters to the worst customers that are obviously insane, obsessive compulsive, paranoid schizophrenics while treating their best customers like 5hit. You get more of the behavior that you reward. This goes against good business philosophy. It was the stupidest strategy I ever witnessed. Not only does it create a hostile work environment for employees it creates a hostile shopping environment for customers.
Michelle Payne is a horrible human being. She was a failed wife and then she was a failed mother. Running away from her miserable life she became a work-a-holic. The only problem is that she is as bad at that as she is at everything else. You would think she was appointed by Barack Obama. Michelle Payne promoted her drinking buddies. She recruited her friends to come in as “Secret Shoppers” and make bad reports about people she didn’t like so that she would have grounds to fire them. She would demand that her Team Leaders do illegal things and then when they got caught she wouldn’t defend them. We all remember hearing screaming matches between her and her Team Leaders when they did what she told them to do and she fired them for it. Whole Foods Market is like the Pharisees, beautiful in the outside but disgusting on the inside.
Michelle Payne would issue these little fatwas. I could always recognize an idea that came down from her because it was stupid. She would take credit for other people’s ideas that were successful and she would reject responsibility for her own ideas that always failed. I almost created a partnership with one of the best trans-global spice merchants but she was such a contemptuous bitch they just stopped calling. She demanded that a huge sign be put up in the produce section that said, “100% Organic” but in our training manuals that was against Organic Standards. Something either was or wasn’t organic. There were no percentages. I pointed it out to other team members and the sign was eventually taken down.
Another one of her little fatwas directly affected me. She demanded that bulk product was packaged up and the plu was written on it. I knew that this was a violation of the Department of Weights and Measures. We needed to have a printed tag. I reported it to the state. We were eventually audited internally and even the experts inside the company asked me what the hell I was doing. I informed them that they should ask Michelle Payne. Whole Foods eventually got issued a $10,000 dollar fine for violating Weights & Measures standards and they were put on 2 year probation with an increased fine if the re-violated, which of course they did because stupid is as stupid does. Who wants to buy some $8.00 asparagus essence tap water? (((🔨))) Sold to the useful idiot, walking abortion, millennial, momma’s boy with the hipster douchebag moustache and beard.